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15 lies that I assume pregnant


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Pregnancy: a source of joy, various aches (hello nausea, heavy legs and vomiting) and small lies very practical to make everyday life easier ...

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15 lies that I assume pregnant

1. Honey, I can not cook tonight. The smell makes me nauseous ...

Great classic to avoid the chore of cooking, this lie works very well, especially during the first quarter. After, the real nausea tend to disappear ... But the future dad does he know? Use without complex when you want to make a restaurant or pass your companion behind the stove.

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15 lies that I assume pregnant

2. My heart, I have a desire for strawberries! Do you want to go get me?

Or a desire for mackerel, tofu, braised turkey ... It does not matter, as long as the food is not at home. Your darling will be forced out: practice, if he stubbornly watching his football game at the time of your favorite soap opera for example

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15 lies that I assume pregnant

3. Sorry for dinner, step mom, I have migraine ...

Beware: step mom has already been pregnant too. So, be convincing. The stroke of the carabine headache, it works especially the first quarter.

15 lies that I assume pregnant

4. I have to leave work earlier today, I have a medical examination ...

That the one who has never used this pretext to go home sooner throws you the first stone. Anyway, with all the work you do, you deserve a little rest ...

15 lies that I assume pregnant

5. No, I did not finish the cake.

If, it is you: a sudden desire, quite understandable during the pregnancy ... But who will be able to prove it if you wipe the crumbs?

15 lies that I assume pregnant

6. Yes, (beautiful) mother, I'm all your advice!

She has no bad intentions, but her ceaseless advice ends up getting on your nerves. Better a little lie than an open war.

15 lies that I assume pregnant

7. Of course, you can touch my belly, it does not bother me.

If, it bothers you, but you want to stay polite ...

15 lies that I assume pregnant

8. But ... I'm not pregnant! (To a stranger, preferably)

Some people think they are all allowed. In the street, a complete stranger puts his hands on your stomach, without even asking permission? Tell her coldly that you are not pregnant, just for the sake of seeing her head!

15 lies that I assume pregnant

9. This afternoon, I followed the advice of my doctor: I exercised to keep fit.

Yes, yes, you did exercise. A great walk. About 5 minutes. To go to the pastry ...

15 lies that I assume pregnant

10. Sorry mother, I love your civet, but I can not stand the meat right now.

The truth is that you never supported his civet ... A half-lie in sum.

15 lies that I assume pregnant

11. This cushion? It's a pregnancy gift from my best friend, I love it, I do not separate anymore!

In fact, it is a cushion anti-hemorrhoids ... A "small inconvenience" of the pregnancy of which one does not speak very often.

15 lies that I assume pregnant

12. I only took 2 pounds since the beginning of my pregnancy.

Okay, actually it's more like 3. Or 4 ...

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15 lies that I assume pregnant

13. I'm so tired ... Can you go back to my place?

Being pregnant makes you tired. Is it your fault if it happens just when ironing or doing laundry?

15 lies that I assume pregnant

14. This bad smell? I think she's next door ...

Excessive sweating can sometimes be really embarrassing during pregnancy ... Bringing the hat to someone else can be beneficial.

15 lies that I assume pregnant

15. I am totally fulfilled!

Happy to wait for a baby, yes! But to say that pregnancy is only a big part of pleasure ...

15 lies that I assume pregnant

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